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[soundsofdrums]

[A smartly dressed figure is prodding at the PCD with a long metal tool, as if he's trying to work out just how it works. Nothing looks very out of the ordinary with him, aside from the splotch of crimson on his otherwise impeccably clean white dress shirt.]

It figures that humans can't do anything right. Such a simple set of instructions, and yet they still managed to foul that up! What godforsaken planet is this now? I hardly intend on being trapped here.

Something on this magnitude, though... I wonder if he had a hand in it. Oh, I wouldn't be surprised at all. He does like me so.

So, dearest Doctor. Are you hiding here or in your little TARDIS somewhere? I can't sense you, but no matter. You're no different than me when it comes to tricks. Come out, come out, our business isn't quite finished yet!

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[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

[Poor, simple Bubbles. She has NO clue what this fellow is talking about, but he's a grown-up and he's wearing a suit, so that must mean he's kind of smart and so maybe he knows where the Professor is. Of course, it would be rude to ask him that right away, so she should greet him properly and show an interest in what he's talking about - even though she has noooo clue what most of it means xD]

Hi! I'm Bubbles!

[There's a pause. She really does try SO hard to understand things.]

I don't like going to the Doctor, either... but you really shouldn't call him a tardis. That's rude.

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Ah, the primitives of this world. Undoubtedly you don't understand a word that I'm saying.

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[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

[She crosses her arms, looking about as stern as she can - which, of course, is hardly stern at all.]

Hey! Who are you calling primitive? I was made in a lab, Mister!

[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

...Although I really didn't understand a word you said.

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[jaffanolonger.livejournal.com]

What is a 'tardis'? Is it another term for a chappa'ai?

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Chappa'ai? New words! Let's learn.

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[jaffanolonger.livejournal.com]

It is what the name of the Stargates, what we use to travel between worlds.

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[thefirstuchiha.livejournal.com]

This godforsaken place is called Adstringendum and, unfortunately, we are all trapped here. At least until the Animus decide they're done playing with us.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Adstringendum. [He pauses, going through all the geography he's studied.] What system.

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[thefirstuchiha.livejournal.com]

[Madara raises an eyebrow because...lul the only thing in space he cares about is the moon. What system they're in doesn't matter to him...and he's never thought of it (because there's probably not much space research in Ninja Land).]

I am not sure what you're referring to, but there's still not much known about this world. We do know what it's called. The scientists do not share much information with us, since they've locked themselves in their Inner City.

[mylil-shutin.livejournal.com]

Well, technically it's the Animus that brought you here- the humans in the inner city are only indirectly responsible for our predicament.

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand have an eyebrow raise. He's seen odder, though.]

Ooh, interesting natives! A little too technicolor, though.

[mylil-shutin.livejournal.com]

I'm no more native to this place than you are...

[She pauses to think]

Though considering that Adstringendum is supposedly a collision point between any number of alternate realities... there might be an element of truth to the label.

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[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

You're in Adstringendum sir. The Animus brought you here, if you're looking for a Doctor you can go to the clinic.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Not a Doctor. The Doctor.

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[golden_hawke]

-=He's cautious, shirtless, and sounds a little Russian.=-

It is called Adstringendum.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

So I've heard. [Pause.] Less of a planet, more of an alternate dimension, hmmm?

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[scarysnakelady]

[Oh, you. She vaguely remembers you, yes.]

No TARDISes here. I'm afraid you're trapped here with the rest of us 'humans'.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Now this sounds like a predicament I hadn't planned on.

[buntails.livejournal.com]

You're wrong. Humans aren't people to look down on.

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

When atop a pedestal of this height, there's no direction but down to look.

[capuletnomore]

[Juliet isn't quite sure what he's talking about, but it sounds to her like this man knows about this place.]

Do you know who has done this to us, good sir? Perhaps you could ask him to return us to our homes.

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Very sadly, it's not who I thought it would be.

/apologises

[thelonegenin]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Yeeeees?