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Fire, death, and destruction. Ah, it's just like how my home planet was starting to get. but with far less giant metal pepper shakers and far more....whatever the hell is causing all of this. To be honest, it's difficult to keep track or pay attention. Well! The heroes always come around to inevitably save the day, now, don't they? And that's certainly not me, so I think this is one thing I'm just going to wait out.

I don't much appreciate the damage to my house, however. I liked my little workshop room. It's going to be terribly annoying to properly gather up everything that's stuck under the debris now.

I'm not exactly the type of man that readily offers assistance, nor do any of my particular skillsets even fit anything that could be assissted with, so I'll just wish you all good luck.


Private to the Doctor and Juliet // Unhackable

You two--and the kittens, of course--are the only ones I particularly care about keeping safe.

Doctor, you are not to leave this house under any circumstances short of a structural collapse. For once, resist your urge to play savior to the universe. I am not going to drag your corpse back here a second time.

Juliet, what is your current status, and do you have Spike looking after you?

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Distracting..mm.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

I'm distracting or you are? [The Master's somehow just...incredibly intriguing like this. He can't help but thumb over a nipple just to get a reaction.]

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..ah. What is it, really, with you and my nipples? [Chuckle.]

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He blushes slightly.] I like your reaction.

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Do you now.

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That's why I said it.

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I know, but hearing you say it always amuses me.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Why is that? [His hands have stilled, now splayed flat on the other man's chest.]

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The entire situation does. Isn't it obvious?

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Enlighten me?

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This is you. The Doctor. Touching me. The Master. Being happy with it. How interesting is that?

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He smiles sheepishly.] I suppose you're right.

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You ought to know that you're right.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He leans over him to kiss his forehead gently.] Mmhmm.

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[He doesn't move, simply lays there, continuing to be curious about this all.]

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

I wish everyone could see you like this. [He runs a hand through the Master's hair.] See you like I do, I mean. You've done horrible things in the past and you're terribly biased against any other species, but you're just like everyone else. You want attention just as much as the rest of us do.

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Is that supposed to be a compliment?

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

More of an observation, but if you want to take it as a compliment I won't stop you.

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Because you making me out to be some kind of attention whore isn't too flattering. [He flicks his forehead.]

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[He smiles a little at that.] Then you must have missed the part where I said you're just like everyone else in that respect. Everyone wants some attention. And a little love.

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Now you're making me sound like a kitten.

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I'm making you sound like a person. [He's still stroking the Master's hair slowly.]

Now tell me how many people know you and can look at you like an actual person.

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...Two. Juliet, and you.

[And to be honest, it's not the best of feelings, despite that he knows he certainly put himself in that position. He doesn't regret most of it either, but...]

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Juliet's a wonderful girl. [Almost absently.]

What really happened the day you met her? She said you were stopping a fire from spreading.

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Oh, right. I actually started said fire. [He shrugs.] Bad mood that day.