soundsofdrums: (Are you serious?)
The Master ([personal profile] soundsofdrums) wrote2011-11-01 09:17 pm

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I'm starting to think that I should invest in a coat. Where does one even get a coat around here, anyway? It's hardly as if--

[He's interrupted by a certain other Time Lord blustering his way in. The Doctor skips in, going immediately through the kitchen and rifling through the drawers.]

Master, do we have any paint brushes somewhere? Or rollers? That might be better...

...Why do you ask?

Because I need them. Ah! Here we go!

[He snatches a couple of rollers out of a drawer (what were those doing there?) and dashes back outside, leaving the door open. The Master sighs, mutters "I'm afraid to ask", but proceeds to get up and follow him. He keeps the PCD on and with him as he walks outside to reveal.... The Doctor. Painting the outer walls of the building. Bright blue. Bright, TARDIS blue. The Master stares, practically horrified.]

What in the name of Rassilon are you doing to my house?!

Making it more homey. It was boring before, and when we're done, it won't be!

[The Doctor beams proudly at his work. The Master, on the other hand, practically flails, storming over.]

You're making it look like your bloody TARDIS!

Well, yes, that is the idea. Come help me. This is going to take all day if I do it by myself.

I'm not painting our house this ridiculous color!

Well I am.

...fine. You know what? Fine. I'll help you paint.

[The Master goes over, picking up a brush and dipping it into the paint. He goes to work, painting a series of circles and the like on the wall, stands back, and admires his handiwork.]

...Oh, very funny, Master.

[He scowls at the circles. It's old Gallifreyan, a language lost to all but the last of the Time Lords. The Doctor is a douchebag.]



((ooc: Master is in red, Doctor is in blue. Tags can come from either or both!))

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
One of the universe's greatest mysteries, really.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
A better question is why did you write that on the house?

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
The only color we've got is TARDIS blue. It won't show.

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll just scorch it into the wall with my laser screwdriver.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, no, no! You can't! That won't look good at all!

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're insane! That doesn't count!

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh, rueful smile] How do I put up with you.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He scoffs, all biting sarcasm now.]

Clearly.

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, Doctor. I know. I'm hard not to adore, after all.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
How are you so convinced the world revolves around you?

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
One doesn't need to be convinced very hard of a simple fact.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're unbelievable. [Yet is tone is incredibly fond.]

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, but Doctor, I thought you believed in me so much.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[The Doctor just laughs.]

Get up here and help me paint.

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. If you're going to paint this house that horrendous color, you're doing it yourself.

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[identity profile] hideyosammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Come onnnnnnn. Please?

[He's even pulling out the puppy eyes, Master.]

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[GODDAMNIT NOT THE EYES.]

Doctor...

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[identity profile] soundsofdrums.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're a child, you know that? [He rolls his eyes.] I'm not risking staining my one good suit.

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