035 [video]

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Nothing ever lasts very long in this city, but my, my, have you people made quite the mess of it this time. Will someone care to fill me in as to just how this entire fiasco got started? I'd like to know who to blame for the fact that I now have to find a way to rebuild a good quarter of my house. Physical labor has never been my thing.

Almost reminds me of a few months back. Oh, I'm getting nostalgic now. I do miss that Moriarty fellow. I wonder whatever became of the poor bastard.


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A word.

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Perhaps, but you're doing the--no, I don't trust you with cooking.

[He ponders it for a few moments before suddenly going still.]

Oh, no.

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[He laughs.] I'm not bad at cooking, you know.

[He makes the connection at the same time and goes rather pale.] Oh.

...Maybe we should go over to her house and check on her.

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...What? [Now he's confused. He and the Doctor seem to be on two very different trails of thought.] ...No, she's fine, Doctor. I already checked.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Oh. [He sags slightly with relief.] Good.

...Wait, what were you thinking, then?

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Something far more horrible is happening.

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What?! [Now he's on the verge of panicky.]

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You're domesticating me.

[It's spoken as if it really is the end of the universe. Which isn't far from the truth in the Master's mind.]

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[He just blinks for a moment, caught completely by surprise. Then abruptly he starts to laugh.]

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

This isn't a laughing matter. I'm sitting here with you discussing inviting people over for dinner. Something is severely wrong with this picture.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He just grins, brushing away a tear of mirth.] Oh Master, you had me so scared for a moment. And really is there anything so wrong with us acting normal for once? I'm rather content with how things are, aren't you?

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

That's not the point. Here I am, not having tried to take over so much as a city block in months. Ridiculous! Absolute ridiculousness! What have I become?

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Calm down, you're fine. [He laughs.] I think you've been working on trying to take over me instead.

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[He rolls his eyes.] Have I succeeded?

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Was the sleeping in your bed with you not a tip-off?

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeell, that may be a bit of one.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

And of course the kiss on New Year's Eve, and the subsequent ones that followed. Definitely not obvious at all.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

One just likes to make sure.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes before shyly leaning in to kiss him lightly on the lips.] Yes Master, it worked.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

[He smirks a little. Now that's something he can't get enough of.] Well, I guess that putting universal domination aside for a bit hasn't left me completely bereft of accomplishments.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes.] I'm glad I'm considered an "accomplishment" to you.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

[More of a smirk.] My greatest one.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I think.

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Take it as a compliment, dear.

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[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

I will, then. [laugh]

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[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get back to my death ray. [He sips at his tea before picking up his incomplete device again. Okay, it's not a death ray--okay, well, it sort of is, but.]